Friday, May 25, 2007

Cincinnati's Shame

This past Sunday the Cincinnati Enquirer devoted the front page and an entire section to the creation museum opening here on the 28th. Of course, the praise was lavish and what few criticisms there were, buried in the "letters" section (yours truly was included). An entire spread was dedicated to Ken Ham, the Chaucerian mountebank who swindled the credulous out of $27 million to erect this shrine to ignorance where Adam and Eve go to Sunday school riding dinosaurs; a place where Darwin, secular science and troubling evidence hold no sway.

If our bumpkinhood was not already confirmed, this insult to every natural history museum in the world was splashed across the pages of the New York Times yesterday. And to my horror, it remains the most popular e-mailed, blogged and searched article today. Now the whole world knows of our shame and can only conclude we are hotbed of inbred goobers.

This utter barking lunacy make one almost wish for biblical wrath; a nice plague of locusts or a Sodom and Gomorrah tactical nuclear strike, anything to end the embarrassment.


Blogger Naomi said...

Maybe this will help ease your headache: Shamthropology 101. (And I moved the BigHam's school to Covington KY so it could become U.D.I.C.K. Campus...

Laughter can help a headache, so I've found...

12:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Al Gore Temple of Globull Warming Museum could also locate in the city named after Cincinnatus as long as it is becoming the center of Museumology.
After that the Newseum Museum could re-locate to Ohio the Home of another artificial museum, The Wock & Roll what is this TA society all about????

7:26 AM  

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